how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
There are literally 100s of photos of this girl on her twitter & Facebook. Holiday photos, school photos, family photos - but they chose this one because of the necklace she has on. You can argue that she made irresponsible dating choices, but that’s still someone’s innocent child whose image you’re nationally degrading. These people make me sick.
see how they do us? ask us why we’re mad.
A hero’s journey
this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie
The yellow man gives him a HIGH FIVE ON THE WAY OUT.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that